What's the best prank you've ever been a victim of?


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While we are doing Jokes - Will you tell me some jokes, of any length or subject, that you wouldn't post in the other thread because they are too offensive?

bonus points if they are seasonally (in)appropriate.

Continuing the trend:

What are your favorite musician jokes?

Mine in comments.

What is your favorite one-line joke?

Mine is...
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear! :)

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Who'd win in a fight between the numbers 0-9?

Edit:: No ( Homo! )

When's the last time someone has said something seriously you'd always assumed was only a joke?

For example (and as the inspiration!), I just read someone completely seriously suggest that the only way you can be sure you're gay is if you have straight sex a couple times, just to make sure it's not enjoyable.

Who is your favorite character from the TV show Scrubs?

ETA: Ohhh, I'm sorry, the correct answer was "Turk." "Turk" is what we were looking for.

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Have you ever noticed that in every nation there's always a region that gets the brunt of jokes? In the USA it's the South. In Canada, it's Newfoundland. In England, it's Yorkshire. In Germany it's Bavaria...

How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?