Back about five years ago, an lj user named
danthered posted "The Borg, Canadian Style" in
canadakicksass. This is the Canadian Borg:
"Good evening.
We are Borg.
Resistance is impolite.
Please wait your turn for assimilation.
Pour l'assimilation en français, veuillez appuyer sur le «2»."
What would the Borg sound like if they were from your region? Doesn't have to be specific to a country.