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[ask_janet]

am i on?

fucking commodore 64 piece of shit.

fucking torchwood.

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[timeagency]

Wish I could help. It's still dicey with me and Jack or I'd sneak into the Hub and bring you a better unit. (I think there's at least an Apple IIGS lying around the TARDIS somewhere.)

[ask_janet]

you wouldn't believe the shit they have down here. i found pong last week when i snuck out for a fag. pong. that's older than jack falling off a dinosaur.

wait. didn't that happen last week?

time gets so blurry when you live in a basement.

pong. fuck me.

[timeagency]

Next time Hart stumbles by, ask him for an upgrade. He'll want something in return. Don't go for sex. You might catch something. But he would probably enjoy some of what they feed you. Ask him to snag you some real food, too, while he's bringing you some updated tech.

Have you got anything you can offer him for selling on Ebay? That always gets you on his good side.

I'm leaving shortly but will ask the Doctor if there's anything on the TARDIS to help you. Maybe Gwen can compassionate it to you.

[ask_janet]

i have volumes of my award winning poetry book, 'visions of a cell: the extrapolated meanderings of a prisoner of time in the meatpuppet world'. it's on hulu. or it was, until SOMEONE got it removed.

everyone's a critic.

hart! i need a curry! and some naan.

[oh_doask]

ARE YOU STILL IN THAT CELL?! I JUST WANDERED BY FREELY ON ACCIDENT!

I LOL!

ME AND MY CURRY ARE LOLING FROM OVER HERE.

HEY! Are you sure you're allowed to play with the commodore? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS!

WOULD BE TOO BAD IF CURRY DRIPPED ON IT!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

....I LOLED.

[ask_janet]

and you people wonder why i hate you.

okay, hate was too harsh. want to eat.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Fine, fine, I'm on my way down now. Meat offal on croissant! Mmmm.

[ask_janet]

now that is what i'm talking about.

[ask_janet]

oh, you just wait. i have things in here with your name in them.

they might just be things that i wrote your name in.

don't diss my computer.

[oh_doask]

If I pull this face I look like you: 4<(o

HAHA

Are you a sad little weevil? Who wants some curry? Who does?

Aww too bad that dripped just out of reach of your claws.

[ask_janet]

wait. where did you get that curry? are you sure that's curry?

that is the saddest emoticon i have ever seen. i don't even know what that's supposed to be.

[oh_doask]

Where I always get my curry.

IANTO GAVE IT TO ME AND SAID, "ENJOY IT JOHN!" WITH A BIG SMILE AND HALF A HUG!

[ask_janet]

ah. i thought i smelled motor oil.

suitboy is clever and cunning. like a weevil.