Annoying Girl Seeking Her Annoyed Girl

[ask_captainjack]

Dearest darling lovely Captain Jack,

I've got a problem! I'm a fairly normal female college student. I do normal college things like going to parties and getting so drunk I can't remember who I'm hitting on and reading gay porn on the internet. All of these are normal and expected and I feel no shame about them.

However! I have been in love with my

Comments

[neifile7]

Tish, Tosh, girl-crush on the boss,
Poor boy Boe, Doc don't give a toss.
Best stick with your butler
And woo him with ice;
Your straight girl's no date girl --
That's Jack's best advice.

[ask_captainjack]

YOU HAVE IANTO'S SMUG ICON.

I almost kissed your nose.

Pulled up at the last second!

[ask_arealdoctor]

You're very talented! :)

[neifile7]

Thank you. Jack may be the best beta in the known universe, but he sucks at summaries.

[amand_r]

HOLY CRAP. WE NEED SEXY MAKE OUT TIME NOW.

[darthhellokitty]

Don't use the Dalek voice! It creeps Jack out!

[amand_r]

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[ask_captainjack]

I'M CREEPED OUT. I'M CREEPED THE FUCK OUT.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Don't be absurd, Jack! That's Amand, she's good people.

[ask_captainjack]

THE VOICE! :-(

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Do you need consoling?

[ask_captainjack]

The frantic forehead kissing I'm giving you is all the answer you need!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, anything to help the Captain...

[cruentum]

That's really awesome.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I AM STAMPING THIS "APPROVED".

With the special sparkly red ink.