Seepage, girls, and your safety!
Are you kids noticing any timey-wimey nonsense in your vicinity? If you happen to see a bright gold sparkle-blob hovering in the air, that's the Rift.
We had advance warning from a sexy creditable source that today is a day Alternate Universes will bleed through into our reality's timeline!
Fucking potentiality devices and the potentiality stuff they do. In the "time" business this sort of shit is called "seepage".
If you experience some seepage today, don't panic. Take a polaroid on your phone, maybe? The Rift doesn't always deposit teens on the surface of a planet on fire.
Occasionally, something even funnier will go down!
For instance, one of our agents in New York caught this outside her house.
It's not Now Me, it's Past Me and there's Past Hart too. How gorgeous is my serious business face huh?
"Wow! I don't remember that at all," I hollered at our American friend through the webcam when I got the pics. Could this incident have happened during my missing two years?
Apparently we knocked a bird-feeder off a post and escaped with it through the Rift. Well, to our NY Agent I can only assure you that whatever we did was either for your own safety or our own profit.
Did you remember to scream your thanks to us as we left?
We're in lockdown at the Hub right now thanks to all the Potentiality about so I'll just warn you guys about Girl Me. Here's a pic!
Girl Me has been described as "the most beautiful woman in the universe". Can you doubt it? Look at those tits!
If you see her, she's on holiday from her own reality so you should probably buy her a shotglass with a flag on it and explain the local customs.
Since Boy Me is a total fucking gentleman, I'm expecting Girl Me to be a lady, so treat her right!
We had advance warning from a sexy creditable source that today is a day Alternate Universes will bleed through into our reality's timeline!
Fucking potentiality devices and the potentiality stuff they do. In the "time" business this sort of shit is called "seepage".
If you experience some seepage today, don't panic. Take a polaroid on your phone, maybe? The Rift doesn't always deposit teens on the surface of a planet on fire.
Occasionally, something even funnier will go down!
For instance, one of our agents in New York caught this outside her house.
It's not Now Me, it's Past Me and there's Past Hart too. How gorgeous is my serious business face huh?
"Wow! I don't remember that at all," I hollered at our American friend through the webcam when I got the pics. Could this incident have happened during my missing two years?
Apparently we knocked a bird-feeder off a post and escaped with it through the Rift. Well, to our NY Agent I can only assure you that whatever we did was either for your own safety or our own profit.
Did you remember to scream your thanks to us as we left?
We're in lockdown at the Hub right now thanks to all the Potentiality about so I'll just warn you guys about Girl Me. Here's a pic!
Girl Me has been described as "the most beautiful woman in the universe". Can you doubt it? Look at those tits!
If you see her, she's on holiday from her own reality so you should probably buy her a shotglass with a flag on it and explain the local customs.
Since Boy Me is a total fucking gentleman, I'm expecting Girl Me to be a lady, so treat her right!