Jody Who is Fearful of Change

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack, should I get a Dreamwidth account? My flist is going over there en masse. I should be excited about a better platform but I have crazy mixed feelings. I like where I am I don't want to have to friend people and cross-post somewhere new all over again. But..... I'm sort of ticked at El Jay too. After everything we've been through

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[_tallian_]

So what are the benefits of the House Atreides chip vs other chips? Do any of them forbid access to porn? Cause there's no way I'm letting anyone keep me from my porn.

*clutches possessively*

[ask_captainjack]

The House Atreides chip is slightly less evil than the other chips.

There are no restrictions on porn in the 51st century, fortunately!

It's the 21st to 47th centuries that you need to be worried about.

[_tallian_]

Damn it, I need a TARDIS. That is far too long to wait for good porn.

[ask_captainjack]

Oh the porn is good. It's just highly illegal.

[kathie_d]

[ask_captainjack]

SORRY KATHIE! I'm sure you can think much faster than you type. Your descendents will be much comforted by this skill.

You don't need to jump up and down for me to notice you. I'm noticing you. Note the slow once-over I'm giving you...My gaze feels sexy huh!

[kathie_d]

[ask_captainjack]

You'd be smelling my gaze too. It smells like vanilla.

[51stcenturyfox]

Can you f-lock (F-BLOCCARE) your thoughts in the future?

Like velcro'ing your Trapper Keeper shut so papers won't fly off as you ride your ten-speed home from school?

[ask_captainjack]

Maybe there's a setting for that but I wouldn't know.

I wanted all my good thoughts out there, free as birds, slamming into my intended targets!

BAM! Whoa, you just got hit by a thought from Captain Jack.

SLAM! Whoa, great thought today Captain Jack!

ETC.

[51stcenturyfox]

I can't wait! We'll, I'll be like Planet of the Dead dust by then, but the idea of feeling your... thoughts slamming into me is a cheering concept.

[oneloveonelight]

Thought slamming is kinda hot. I could go for that.

oh baby!

[dvanulya]

Do you still have your trapper keeper? I'll bet Ianto knows where it is. Are there any pictures from Tiger Beat in there?

PS. Amazon, fuck you in the ear! (Don't know if that'll get through, but it can't hurt.)

[ask_captainjack]

Usually when I collect photos its photos of myself. My trapper keeper had a bunch of me in awesome fuzzy-light poses! Captain Jack shooting shit in the face. Captain Jack singing Hungry Like The Wolf. I like to finger them even now and smile. Precious memories.

[dvanulya]

Were there headbands involved in this Hungry Like the Wolf deal? Because, just no.

Fingering, however...

[thaddeusfavour]

Not the same group, but now - for some reason - I'm picturing you with a Flock of Seagulls haircut singing "I Ran So Far Away".

Maybe it's a good thing I can't thought blog this to you.

And I ran.
I ran so far away.
I just ran.
I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

[taffimai]

Trapper Keepers were awesome. Clearly, a perfect match for your awesome thoughts.

[ask_captainjack]

OH I AGREE! It wasn't easy to comment in them though. My fellow Torchwood agents would have to scribble in the margins. Either that or snap fingers in my face and tell me in person -- inefficient!

[taffimai]

Inefficient for quick replies, perhaps. But surely much more efficient for sexy follow-ups.

[ask_captainjack]

TRUE. Nothing replaces the human touch. Especially not the Cylon touch!