Um... help?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Sorry to interrupt, but if anyone's around could you possibly come down to the morgue? That noise you're hearing is all the LOCKED drawers slamming open and there are dead people crawling out and I'm trying to push them all back in and pile things against the doors but I'm running out of chairs and boxes and HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE ARE DOWN HERE

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

LOCK TOSH'S DRAWER.

I'm serious. I'll lose it if she wakes up and starts shambling around. It'd be worse than the half-dog in Re-Animator.

[ask_captainjack]

NOT TOSHIKO!

I cried enough during Re-Animator. I don't need to revisit that grief!

[gwen_e_cooper]

I know. It was like Frankenstein. But modern and with better makeup.

So sad.

[ask_arealdoctor]

We'll have to cut off her head just to make sure, Gwen love. I'm sorry!

[gwen_e_cooper]

NO! We can't... really? No. Not her head! That was her best feature, though.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We can store it in the drawer still. Just, you know, detach it a bit!

This is definitely one way to clear out some space in the morgue.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Tosh doesn't take up much space! She's compact!

[ask_arealdoctor]

We'll do everything we can to treat her remains with dignity, Gwennie. AFTER we chop her up and set her on fire!

[ask_captainjack]

Tosh boobies.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Those were good too, but her brain. I mean, her brain was a good feature.

Right. Let's. I just can't do it.