Um... help?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Sorry to interrupt, but if anyone's around could you possibly come down to the morgue? That noise you're hearing is all the LOCKED drawers slamming open and there are dead people crawling out and I'm trying to push them all back in and pile things against the doors but I'm running out of chairs and boxes and HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE ARE DOWN HERE ANYWAY? And it doesn't seem to matter if I slice bits off of them, they keep coming and SO DO THE BITS and there's an ARM crawling around all on its own and it keeps trying to CRAWL UP MY LEG AND STRANGLE ME and oh God one of them is DONNA and she lurches around groaning, "AM I BOVVERED? AM I BOVVERED?" and I'm starting to get, um, a bit concerned?

EW! EW! JAW FALLING OFF EW!