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ask_arealdoctor

Um... help?

Jun 13, 2009 19:13

Sorry to interrupt, but if anyone's around could you possibly come down to the morgue? That noise you're hearing is all the LOCKED drawers slamming open and there are dead people crawling out and I'm trying to push them all back in and pile things against the doors but I'm running out of chairs and boxes and HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE ARE DOWN HERE ( Read more... )

bloody torchwood, alien autopsy, yet another apocalypse

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sevendayloan June 13 2009, 23:42:34 UTC

God, I hate hate hate freaking zombies. Try not to get bitten and become of of the undead, Martha, okay? Because I like you, but if you became a zombie, I'd have to kill you.

Also, WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE ZOMBIES IN THE HUB? Does this happen a lot? Are zombies and aliens, like, interchangable or something. Oh god.

ask_captainjack June 13 2009, 23:44:17 UTC

I don't know why the fuck, Seven!

Strange shit happens here all the time!

sevendayloan June 13 2009, 23:47:46 UTC

... this is true.

Bloody Torchwood.

Wait, idea! Have you tried shooting them in the face?

ask_arealdoctor June 13 2009, 23:51:31 UTC

WORKING ON IT, SEVEN!

sevendayloan June 13 2009, 23:54:52 UTC

Good on ya, Martha! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

ask_captainjack June 13 2009, 23:56:50 UTC

WHAT'S WITH THE BYSTANDING???

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU SHOOTING THINGS, SEVEN?

THE INTERNET COULD HELP YOU KNOW.

Hey honey do you know how to work a P90?

sevendayloan June 14 2009, 00:03:44 UTC

Oh shit, can the internet do that?

I'M ON IT, JACK! FOR QUEEN AND NOT-MY-COUNTRY!

ask_captainjack June 14 2009, 00:10:46 UTC

I just threw you one. The small end is where the bullets come out.

AIM at anything DISGUSTING-LOOKING.

AIM away from anything Theresa-shaped.

If Hart catches a bullet due to your confusion don't worry I won't be upset.

ask_arealdoctor June 14 2009, 00:11:50 UTC

And DON'T ignite the formaldehyde!

gwen_e_cooper June 14 2009, 00:14:44 UTC

And insist on the gun training before you get retconned later, SevenDayLoan.

(Muscle memory. You'll retain something.)

gwen_e_cooper June 13 2009, 23:51:40 UTC

Face-shooting always works!

Zombie heads go POP! Ribbons of undead, unearthly gore, I tell you.

sevendayloan June 13 2009, 23:55:42 UTC

Um, ew? Those are my least favorite kind of ribbon.

gwen_e_cooper June 14 2009, 00:13:17 UTC

It reeks!

Ohe summer in Swansea, I helped out at my uncle's butcher shop. He used to roll up the spinal cord of a cow, right, and hide it, then pretend to sneeze!

It was like a repulsive ribbon of... SCUSE ME!

*BLAM*

Got another. Whew.

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