ATTENTION CIVILIANS.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It always saddens me to see people of the twenty-first century mourning my death. I know I'm brilliant, but really! I'm obviously not dead, or I wouldn't be typing this on the holokeyboard for you to read

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[oh_doask]

They must love you. They gift you with instant coffee and Starbucks.

It wasn't me who signed the tiny packages out of the Archives and licked them clean

[ask_aboutcoffee]

How long do you suppose instant coffee lasts? Ten years? A hundred? Forever?

It wasn't me who put them out so you could take them away. Instant, really.

[oh_doask]

FOR 1000 YEARS! IT'S GOOD, YEAH?

I knew I saw your smug little smile from your little smug smile icon in the darkness

[ask_arealdoctor]

I'm so glad you boys are finally starting to get along.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

REMEMBER ME ALWAYS, HART.

I hope you didn't get fungal poisoning.

[oh_doask]

DON'T!

It was orange. It sizzled.

[ask_captainjack]

They love Ianto because of his nose and his obvious love for me!

[neifile7]

The suits and blanket burritos might have something to do with it, too.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I think it's my charm and stunning good looks.

And my humility.

[ask_captainjack]

Your humility is so hot.

Tell me again how you know everything.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Ahem.

"I know everything, Jack. Everything."

[ask_captainjack]

OH!

That one went straight to my Sub-clause XXX, Ianto.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

In that case, I'll see you in a minute for a little paragraph sixing.

[ask_captainjack]

LOL! Those are reasons why I love him, Neifile7. The Internet can't steal my reasons. That's not legal.