I am buried in the Archives today, but I am logging on briefly to make it very plain that I do not dance around the flat when Mambo Number Five comes on the radio, and if Jack shows you photos or video of such a thing they are fakes.
Especially if I'm wearing the Snoopy boxers.
And Andy, you didn't tell me your old dad was
Chief Superintendent of police in Cumbria. Or that you were Andy Junior! Don't deny it, just scroll to the bottom and look at that face. It's the face of you in twenty years' time. Quite a good-looking face, though!