Comments | ask_aboutcoffee: Check-In Post

ask_aboutcoffee

Check-In Post

Apr 10, 2009 14:31

Hart, I know reception in the park is a little patchy so it's best if we communicate by text. Because remember, you can't think words at your mobile and expect me to hear them ( Read more... )

john hart is tiny, torchwood is srs bznss

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pure_morning_8 April 10 2009, 19:43:05 UTC

Cute how you almost sound concerned for him. Bless.

ask_aboutcoffee April 10 2009, 19:52:52 UTC

If he dies, guess who has to go collect the body and retcon the witnesses?

pure_morning_8 April 10 2009, 20:09:58 UTC

You keep telling yourself that, honey.

ask_aboutcoffee April 10 2009, 20:14:07 UTC

If Torchwood has taught me anything, it's a deep sense of denial.

bone_lady April 10 2009, 19:45:54 UTC

Now that is sweet. I do sense some concern, if not for Hart, at least for the situation and above all else Max-Theresa (poor pup).

Is it ok if Hart doesn't kill, but snogs anything he can, in the name of intergalactic relations of course?

ask_aboutcoffee April 10 2009, 19:53:57 UTC

We definitely don't want Max-Theresa stranded in North Wales. It's no place for a growing beagle to be on hir own.

Hart can snog whoever he likes so long as it's reasonably consensual and I don't have to do clean-up after.

bone_lady April 10 2009, 21:04:45 UTC

I don't think I'd want my beagle alone with Hart either...for any extended amount of time.

Can Hart be that messy of a snogger? Wait I did see what he did to Jack that one time....uh-oh.

ask_aboutcoffee April 10 2009, 21:06:40 UTC

He snogged Gwen and she almost died (no blame on Gwen for that one). But I'm confident that he knows if he did anything to Max I would rip his intestines out through his ribcage.

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woman_of_ April 10 2009, 19:51:35 UTC

Oh you did take that deadly lipstick away from him? Don't want him snogging and killing people in Snowdonia.

ask_aboutcoffee April 10 2009, 19:54:12 UTC

I'm pretty sure Gwen threatened to set him on fire if he ever used it again.

gwen_e_cooper April 10 2009, 20:32:16 UTC

Close. I think my exact words were: "You whip out that paralysing gloss again and I'll slap the taste right off your smoocher, Crime Time."

It was cherry.

ask_aboutcoffee April 10 2009, 20:36:57 UTC

Who threatened to set him on fire, then? I distinctly remember that, because the mental image made me sprain something trying not to laugh.

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spiderine April 10 2009, 19:52:06 UTC

don't get killed

aawwww, that's sweet. One would almost think you're warming up to him.

ask_aboutcoffee April 10 2009, 19:55:07 UTC

I am cold! Icy cold! I am to John Hart as an icebox is to an unlikeable but extremely hot thing.

spiderine April 10 2009, 20:00:20 UTC

I'm so glad you are. I'm embarrassed at how conflicted I am in this regard. From my waist up I think he's such a pillock, but everything below my waist says "yum, yum!"

Of course it's easier for you to remain cold to him, since you have such a nice warm Captain to keep you warm. :D

pure_morning_8 April 10 2009, 20:11:34 UTC

From my waist up I think he's such a pillock, but everything below my waist says "yum, yum!"

This is exactly the dilemna I'm in!

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szm April 10 2009, 19:59:10 UTC

Also try not to kill anything that doesn't deserve it.

That's a bit broad. I'd include a definition.

ask_aboutcoffee April 10 2009, 20:12:54 UTC

Well, you have to give a growing boy a little independence.

And we can always shoot him when he gets back, if he does something really awful.

szm April 10 2009, 20:22:44 UTC

Hart's still growing? I suppose he must be.