Check-In Post

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Hart, I know reception in the park is a little patchy so it's best if we communicate by text. Because remember, you can't think words at your mobile and expect me to hear them

Comments

[woman_of_]

Oh you did take that deadly lipstick away from him? Don't want him snogging and killing people in Snowdonia.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm pretty sure Gwen threatened to set him on fire if he ever used it again.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Close. I think my exact words were: "You whip out that paralysing gloss again and I'll slap the taste right off your smoocher, Crime Time."

It was cherry.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Who threatened to set him on fire, then? I distinctly remember that, because the mental image made me sprain something trying not to laugh.

[askfor_bananas]

That may have been me, in a roundabout way.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well. Job well done you, then, the mental image was brilliant.

[askfor_bananas]

What can I say. Your act with the Venusian manure spreader was an inspiration.