Michelle is cooking dinner

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack, what should I cook for dinner tonight? I need suggestions. I hate my kitchen. GRATEFUL FOR ANY HELP. Love Michelle.

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Comments

[timeagency]

Goodness, why not just tell her to go to the Food Processor and say, "Autochef, please make something for my entire family that we will all enjoy and benefit from"? Left to its own devices, the average Food Processor will almost always produce a nice roast beast with a side of starchy tubers. And a green salad.

They are still eating chicken in the 21st century? Wow, when does the PLAID (Poultry Liberation Army-Irradiated Division) start its actions? Hopefully there's a good century still to go. I'll check the timelines later.

[lawsontl]

PLAID is still more or less underground. Though there are rumours of a Chicken Finger Rebellion forming. I hear it's likely to be rather saucy.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

They're a scratch lot, though. Wing-nuts, the lot of them.

[timeagency]

Don't say I didn't warn you. They're vengeful fellows, the PLAID.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Am I in a peck of trouble, T?

[timeagency]

Eggsactly so. I might go so far as to tell you to get down.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Don't get your feathers ruffled!

[neifile7]

T doesn't get ruffled. She'll chick it out for you, while you're off getting laid.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

So long as nobody poaches her, and she stays sunny-side-up.

[neifile7]

Good egg.

[timeagency]

Hey, PLAID is serious stuff. No puns need get involved! You do NOT want the birds of PLAID to be mad at you, trust me.

[ask_captainjack]

They don't have Autochefs yet. They just have butlers and McDonalds. I swing between the two depending on how busy Ianto is.

[lawsontl]

You swing between most anything, sir.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Not strictly true! He sometimes has both at once.

[lawsontl]

I stand corrected. Or, in this case, perhaps it is more appropriate if I offer to lie down corrected?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We're not picky, to be honest.