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ask_captainjack

Michelle is cooking dinner

Apr 22, 2009 15:08

Dear Captain Jack, what should I cook for dinner tonight? I need suggestions. I hate my kitchen. GRATEFUL FOR ANY HELP. Love Michelle.

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( Hey, thanks for assuming I can cook. )

cooking, googling

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ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 19:53:26 UTC

Is this why there are four stock pots of water boiling on the Torchwood stove, Jack?

Also, that tax maybe how Tosh afforded those gorgeous Tiffany diamond earrings. MYSTERY SOLVED!

The wikipedia tax is still real, though.

lawsontl April 22 2009, 19:57:31 UTC

One might suspect how you afford such nice suits on the egregiously low pay of a Torchwood employee, Mr. Jones. Who, exactly, collects the Ironing and Bleaching Tax from the team?

ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 20:02:15 UTC

I'm thrifty! And I have Hookups.

I collect the ironing and bleaching tax, naturally, as I am the one who irons and bleaches (well, Rhys does his share, so Gwen gives him fifty percent). It goes to national upkeep and the parks and such, I'm sure.

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 19:59:26 UTC

I know about the Wikipedia Tax. The pop-up reminder from Tosh makes me sad. I still put coins in the jar though. I assume you're putting the change in an envelope and mailing it in every month?

ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 20:03:17 UTC

Of course I am! Along with all the appropriate paperwork. Torchwood, so civic-minded about the Internet!

Did you hear they're debating a fanfictions tax in Parliament?

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 20:04:23 UTC

NO? WHAT? I'll put a call in and sort that shit out.

lawsontl April 22 2009, 20:09:34 UTC

Shoot them in the face, cap'n! It's an outrage! I have a dream, a sick and twisted dream, and damnit, I expect to be able to write about it and post it on der interwebs for all the other pervs to read!

51stcenturyfox April 22 2009, 20:14:55 UTC

WHUT? Fanfictions tax? I'm making signs and marching against that one.

Can you make Molotov cocktails out of Astroglide bottles?

oh_doask April 22 2009, 20:16:59 UTC

What CAN'T you make out of astroglide bottles?

I made a car for the jam jar people! It only goes in circles until they puke.

BUT THEY LOVE IT!

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 20:17:53 UTC

I'll back you 100%, 51stcenturyfox.

Ianto, Gwen and Martha are at your full disposal! You can have Hart if you want him but he's not good at marching.

51stcenturyfox April 22 2009, 20:20:44 UTC

Thanks, Captain Jack! I've already used Hart kind of a lot.

lawsontl April 22 2009, 20:18:45 UTC

You don't even need to burn it, just fling it and they'll fall on their asses as soon as they charge.

Gives all new meaning to "the first one against the wall" doesn't it?

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 20:15:09 UTC

Don't worry. I won't let this happen. I care deeply about pleasing the pervs. That's why my advice is so universally adored!

ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 20:11:38 UTC

Right now apparently they're thinking of only appending it to Supernatural fanfictions, since they got so much attention on telly recently.

lawsontl April 22 2009, 20:13:06 UTC

Oh, well that's fine then. As long as it's not us.

51stcenturyfox April 22 2009, 20:18:15 UTC

Do they know those guys are brothers?

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