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ask_captainjack

Michelle is cooking dinner

Apr 22, 2009 15:08

Dear Captain Jack, what should I cook for dinner tonight? I need suggestions. I hate my kitchen. GRATEFUL FOR ANY HELP. Love Michelle.

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( Hey, thanks for assuming I can cook. )

cooking, googling

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gwen_e_cooper April 22 2009, 19:30:07 UTC

Google Tax isn't real?

Tosh charged me £23.50 for my fairy research.

What did she spend it on, blowouts?

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 19:36:39 UTC

SUCKER! You got pwned by a nerd. That's the most funny way to be pwned.

Of course there isn't a Google Tax! The only real tax we have to pay is the Ironing and Bleaching Tax. It makes sense when you think about it. The government needs to keep track of how much starch the nation is using.

capulet_rose April 22 2009, 19:42:16 UTC

Wow. I'm glad that there's no Bleach Tax where I live. Look at my hair! I'd be bankrupt in less than a month!

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 19:52:46 UTC

THAT'S BRUTAL! You'd have to work out a system with your butler where you pay him in sex.

capulet_rose April 22 2009, 20:05:10 UTC

Alas, I am without a sexy butler.

I'll just have to load up on my reserves just in case the tax makes its way over here.

*is off to check if they have any bleach left over from filming The Cell... J-Lo does wear quite a suspicious amount of white*

gwen_e_cooper April 22 2009, 19:46:28 UTC

Oh. Yes. Ianto told me the receipts are really piling up for that one.

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 20:03:30 UTC

I already said I was sorry about the Gloydblogs we caught last week.

I forgot that they gush blood when shot!

ask_arealdoctor April 22 2009, 23:29:48 UTC

And they immediately decay into gloop. I can't even dissect one!

neifile7 April 23 2009, 03:10:16 UTC

You also have to pay the Max Tax. See your sexy butler about that one. It's all about your branding and naming expenditures.

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