BATTLE BEAGLE

[ask_aboutcoffee]

When Jack found Max and made The Internet convince me we should keep him, I reckoned he was about six or seven weeks old. It's an interesting (actually it's really not that interesting) fact that horses in most competitive activity always turn a year older on January first, and if it's good enough for horses it's good enough for beagles, I suppose

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[rm]

You need to add a spike for the tip of Max's tail. Then he can thrash enemies that attempt to sneak up behind him.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Believe it or not there is one, but he wags it right off. I've never met such a cheerful homicidal lunatic as Max.

[qualli]

well....there is John

[ask_captainjack]

I said GIVE HIM WHEELS on his back legs to make him faster but was condemned from all quarters for that idea.

HATERS!!

We could have also put spikes on the wheels for slashing Weevil ankles, winning doggy chariot races, etc.

[rm]

If you give him wheels you have to be careful his back legs don't atrophy.

[ask_captainjack]

The wheels would only go on in the event of a battle.

Like how I only put MY wheels on when I want to roll down a boardwalk in my short shorts.

[rm]

Rollerblades or old-fashioned quad skates?

[ask_captainjack]

QUADS. I find inline skates confusing. Plus, far less camp don't you think?

I should show you my Torchwood branded wristbands.

They're wristbands and they say TORCHWOOD!

[rm]

You've stunned me into silence.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'll try and take pictures. It may stun you into blindness.