THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT LETTER. PLZ ADVISE.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

DEAR CAPTAIN JACK,

I wish you to answer these questions in the order in which they appear.

1. Why did I wake up still in a suit under my blanket cocoon this morning with a screaming hangover?

2. Why don't I remember large portions of last night after we left the pub?

3. Why is Max wearing a top hat?

Comments

[pure_morning_8]

Awh. Isn't Jack thoughtful.

Congratulations, btw. When's the baby due?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

No no no no no. NO BABY. Max wouldn't like it!

[pure_morning_8]

Oh. So you didn't know about the...?

Sorry. You should probably ignore that then.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

THERE'S NO BABY. Martha said it would take six months to get Jack's uterus on-line! I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE (that I know of).

[pure_morning_8]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're probably right.