[EXO Fic] Going, Going, Gone
Going, Going, Gone: Xiumin/Lu Han (4047 words)
Minseok gets a crush and proceeds to be an embarrassment to mankind (and shoujo manga).
( The first time it hits Minseok, it literally hits him. In the face. With a soccer ball. )
Minseok gets a crush and proceeds to be an embarrassment to mankind (and shoujo manga).
( The first time it hits Minseok, it literally hits him. In the face. With a soccer ball. )
Lu Han slowly walks him forward, pressing Minseok’s petite body against his chest and wrapping an arm around his torso. Yes, YES, SOMEONE FINALLY DESCRIBED MINSEOK AS PETITE!!
“You aren’t sick, you look fine to me,” the nurse stalks over and attempts to pull Minseok off the bed, something that proves to be a difficult feat when he starts clawing the mattress for dear life.“Um, no I’m not, there’s a really weird feeling in my stomach and it won’t go away,” Minseok shrieks, flailing as the nurse pulls him away by the collar. She ushers him out of the room, but Minseok places both palms firmly on the doorframe and refuses to budge. “I really think this should be checked, I could become the start of an epidemic!” OHHH, this whole thing, so freaking cute I CAN'T a;lsdjf;alskd /sobs MINSEOKIEEE.
“Wow, has Lu Han been working out or what? You have some competition Kris,” Minseok laughs and pats Kris’ chest playfully. Kris looks down, “You touched me,” ( ... )
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HOW CAN I BE THE FIRST ONE TO DESCRIBE XIUMIN AS PETITE ;~~; like, have people SEEN HIM. like those interviews, omg, his legs don't even reach the ground when he's sitting down, and like the ending of ss4 Indonesia where he's being splashed by water -- HE'S BUT A 22 YEAR OLD BABY. he tries denying it with the use of insoles, BUT IT'S FUTILE.
lololol bitch!faced leader is simply forever bitchy :x
AND UM, SHIP EVERYONE/EVERYONE. DUH. like, omg, i ship chenmin so hard, you have no freaking idea. woot, awkward koreans in a chinese band!
YOU CAN DIE ONCE YOU WRITE SOME XIUHAN FICS, OKAY.
also, omg, i've been caught redhanded. YES, MINSEOK'S ENTIRE RANT IS BASICALLY TUMBLR SPEAK :x some of it is quoted word for word from some of my own tumblr tags ;P
lolol i won't lie, i totally forgot about yixing for the entire story and just stuck him in there are the end :x aah, unicorn, i'm sorry <3 ( ... )
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have some more chenmin
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you've appeased me ;~~~; awkward koreaaaans, we all know you were secretly making out and-- greuhifjsdkl
I'M NOT IN EXO FANDOM UBRPE
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shhhhh come. just come we have excessively affectionate hotties cookies >:D
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OKAY, tell you what. if exo-m's happy camp appearance ISN'T AWKWARD. and they're actually entertaining. i will consider... semi-immersing myself in fandom :x idk man, like after you stan suju, you expect great things in terms of entertainment.
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oh god happy camp. i am probably going to die after watching it; they're all going to be so precious and fail and touchy /flops/
lol true suju is A+
EXPLORATION OF THE HUMAN BODY OH MY GOD <333
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UGH CHENMIN. Ugh. They're so fucking cute I can't. SO MANY SHIPS IDEK, I mean I shipped Hunhan so hard when Exo first debuted because they're just qts but then omg the interviews THE INTERVIEWS WITH ALL THE THIGH TOUCHING AND THE WHISPERING OF SWEET NOTHINGS TRANSLATIONS a;lsjfa;s AND THEN XIU MIN HAS TO BE A SLUT AND HANG ONTO CHEN TOO SO I'M LIKE WTF STICK TO ONE PERSON OR ELSE I'LL JUST LET YOU BE A WHORE IN EVERY SINGLE FIC I READ AND IT'S OK I DON'T REALLY MIND BUT YOU ARE CAUSING ME SO MUCH TROUBLE BETWEEN XIUHAN AND CHENMIN GDI. but ultimately idek i think it's chenmin that does it /sigh. oh & ugh they're at disneyland, i want to gooo, I SEE IHOP /sobs (...i just completely ranted OTL ( ... )
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