[EXO Fic] Going, Going, Gone
Going, Going, Gone: Xiumin/Lu Han (4047 words)
Minseok gets a crush and proceeds to be an embarrassment to mankind (and shoujo manga).
( The first time it hits Minseok, it literally hits him. In the face. With a soccer ball. )
Minseok gets a crush and proceeds to be an embarrassment to mankind (and shoujo manga).
( The first time it hits Minseok, it literally hits him. In the face. With a soccer ball. )
Lu Han slowly walks him forward, pressing Minseok’s petite body against his chest and wrapping an arm around his torso. Yes, YES, SOMEONE FINALLY DESCRIBED MINSEOK AS PETITE!!
“You aren’t sick, you look fine to me,” the nurse stalks over and attempts to pull Minseok off the bed, something that proves to be a difficult feat when he starts clawing the mattress for dear life.“Um, no I’m not, there’s a really weird feeling in my stomach and it won’t go away,” Minseok shrieks, flailing as the nurse pulls him away by the collar. She ushers him out of the room, but Minseok places both palms firmly on the doorframe and refuses to budge. “I really think this should be checked, I could become the start of an epidemic!” OHHH, this whole thing, so freaking cute I CAN'T a;lsdjf;alskd /sobs MINSEOKIEEE.
“Wow, has Lu Han been working out or what? You have some competition Kris,” Minseok laughs and pats Kris’ chest playfully. Kris looks down, “You touched me,” he states, and Minseok withdraws his hand immediately. “Also no, he doesn’t even give Yixing in all his emaciated glory competition. He doesn’t even give a stick competition.” Oh godd, Kris, lol.
Minseok does stop trying, he really does. But it’s also really hard to when the formation for EXO-M has both of them pressed up against each other more than often not. Minseok can usually save himself by taking a few steps back and violating Jongdae’s personal space instead, but it’s an unavoidable issue in interviews. I DON'T KNOW WHO TO SHIP ANYMORE GDI
Jongdae pushes said hipster glasses higher up the bridge of his nose, “Hyung, I’m not an enemy. I’m here to help you,” he states. “How?” Minseok blinks, “Wait, are you going to write some-” ... can I die now?
Jongdae pushes said hipster glasses higher up the bridge of his nose, “Hyung, I’m not an enemy. I’m here to help you,” he states. “How?” Minseok blinks, “Wait, are you going to write some-” ;AAA; Ah, maknae. So, so cheeky :3
I’m just left with all this ugly sobbing, and it’s so freaking unfair. And just the way you look at everyone. Like you have so much love in your eyes, and you just leave me with all these feels, and just who gave your face permission to face.” /sobs Minseok is talking Tumblr omg.
“MAMA, MAMA-“ Minseok sings, closing his hands over his ears. “Kim Minseok-“ “JUST LET ME BE YOUR LOVAH” “lo-“ “BOOM SHAKALAKA!” Minseok runs forward and stops Lu Han’s sentence. CAN I JUST SAY THAT IS THE FIRST EXO FIC THAT I'VE SEEN REFERENCE FANTASTIC BABY, THIS IS THE BEST ;AAAA;
“Woooooow,” someone exclaims from the door, causing Minseok and Lu Han to break apart abruptly. I so love sarcastic!Yixing <3
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT IN THE EXO FANDOM ;____; /sobs
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HOW CAN I BE THE FIRST ONE TO DESCRIBE XIUMIN AS PETITE ;~~; like, have people SEEN HIM. like those interviews, omg, his legs don't even reach the ground when he's sitting down, and like the ending of ss4 Indonesia where he's being splashed by water -- HE'S BUT A 22 YEAR OLD BABY. he tries denying it with the use of insoles, BUT IT'S FUTILE.
lololol bitch!faced leader is simply forever bitchy :x
AND UM, SHIP EVERYONE/EVERYONE. DUH. like, omg, i ship chenmin so hard, you have no freaking idea. woot, awkward koreans in a chinese band!
YOU CAN DIE ONCE YOU WRITE SOME XIUHAN FICS, OKAY.
also, omg, i've been caught redhanded. YES, MINSEOK'S ENTIRE RANT IS BASICALLY TUMBLR SPEAK :x some of it is quoted word for word from some of my own tumblr tags ;P
lolol i won't lie, i totally forgot about yixing for the entire story and just stuck him in there are the end :x aah, unicorn, i'm sorry <3
thank you for your lovely comment :D WOW, FANTASTIC BABY.
also, yes, i'm not in exo fandom. i think? like, omg, i never tried to know so much about them, but so many of my friends who are cassies and elf have turned their attention towards exo, and i'm just like, enlightened by association ;~; they're like another shinee to me. haha. i know a lot, but just... not in fandom (entirely) :x
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have some more chenmin
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you've appeased me ;~~~; awkward koreaaaans, we all know you were secretly making out and-- greuhifjsdkl
I'M NOT IN EXO FANDOM UBRPE
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shhhhh come. just come we have excessively affectionate hotties cookies >:D
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OKAY, tell you what. if exo-m's happy camp appearance ISN'T AWKWARD. and they're actually entertaining. i will consider... semi-immersing myself in fandom :x idk man, like after you stan suju, you expect great things in terms of entertainment.
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oh god happy camp. i am probably going to die after watching it; they're all going to be so precious and fail and touchy /flops/
lol true suju is A+
EXPLORATION OF THE HUMAN BODY OH MY GOD <333
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UGH CHENMIN. Ugh. They're so fucking cute I can't. SO MANY SHIPS IDEK, I mean I shipped Hunhan so hard when Exo first debuted because they're just qts but then omg the interviews THE INTERVIEWS WITH ALL THE THIGH TOUCHING AND THE WHISPERING OF SWEET NOTHINGS TRANSLATIONS a;lsjfa;s AND THEN XIU MIN HAS TO BE A SLUT AND HANG ONTO CHEN TOO SO I'M LIKE WTF STICK TO ONE PERSON OR ELSE I'LL JUST LET YOU BE A WHORE IN EVERY SINGLE FIC I READ AND IT'S OK I DON'T REALLY MIND BUT YOU ARE CAUSING ME SO MUCH TROUBLE BETWEEN XIUHAN AND CHENMIN GDI. but ultimately idek i think it's chenmin that does it /sigh. oh & ugh they're at disneyland, i want to gooo, I SEE IHOP /sobs (...i just completely ranted OTL)
/sobs no minseok talking tumblr is the cutest ok. Make him talk like that in every single fic and you are gold ok ;~~~;
ahah yeah I totally get that, my friends are elfs and beauties, and I'M STILL A BEAUTY GDI BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. It's like. You just get sucked in ;__; well tbh i hope exo doesn't become like shinee gdi, so annoying sometimes.
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