super cranky day

[asimplechord]

I had more to say, but basically the important thing is this:

I'm consoling myself by telling myself the story of Jess Skinner trying to hook up with Logan Couture at her first All-Star Weekend, but Faulk's an epic cockblock via text and phone, chirping her continuously about Staal's phrasing when choosing her for his team.

This is going to be a happy place for the evening.