五十三 [video]

[asideglance]

[The camera turns on to Japan in his police uniform, looking oh so serious! He's spent most of the day trying to resist urges and such, but he's reached a point where it's just not cutting it.]

Greetings, everyone. It has come to my attention that the rate of crime in this place is far too high! Even though this place has very little order...

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[gocoldturkey]

Noooooooooooooooo-- what just happened, even? ((CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING))

[asideglance]

America-san bit me and jumped out the window.

...I am not sure how to properly react to this, but anger seems to come without thought...

[gocoldturkey]

....America can be sort of weird like that.. just don't get too uh

upset.

[asideglance]

...I am bleeding. [WHY SHOULDN'T HE BE UPSET!!!!

okay a sigh] Ahh, I will be fine.

[gocoldturkey]

Do you want me to kiss it to make you feel better?

[asideglance]

W-what?! [Bright red in an instant.] T-that is not necessary...

[gocoldturkey]

You sure? It'll be like magic.

((Marco should never ever hear their conversations.))

[asideglance]

Um. [Oh god he really shouldn't. Japan's trying to think of a nice way to say no.]

That is considerate of Greece-san, but it is quite alright.

[gocoldturkey]

Oh...

....

Actually, I'm sort of glad you said no since I don't actually have lips to kiss it in the first place.

[asideglance]

. . .

I see. But why was Greece-san offering, then?

[gocoldturkey]

It seemed like a nice offer.

[asideglance]

...I see.

[gocoldturkey]

Maybe you should ask that roommate of yours to do it instead. You can pretend it's from me.

Or pretend it's from him, but say you're going to pretend its from me. so he doesn't get all weird or something. you know.

just in case.

[asideglance]

[PAUSE]

...I believe he would be rather insulted if I said I would pretend it was from Greece-san.

[gocoldturkey]

Oh ho!

The truth is revealed....

Then you should be all like.... doki doki."oohhh..... mr roomie, can you cure me with a kiss?"

It'll work.

[asideglance]

W-what truth?! I could not say something like that either!