五十三 [video]
[The camera turns on to Japan in his police uniform, looking oh so serious! He's spent most of the day trying to resist urges and such, but he's reached a point where it's just not cutting it.]
Greetings, everyone. It has come to my attention that the rate of crime in this place is far too high! Even though this place has very little order...
[ On a nearby wall, a shadow is reflected. At first glance it seems that it's someone doing The Creep, but no, the movements are too slow and there is not enough heavy breathing. The shadow grows taller as the actual figure enters the foreground.
It's America.
Dressed like some sort of dracula and smiling like a maniac. He is stealthy-sneaky so as not to alert Japan to his presence. ]
[Japan, UNSUSPECTING, continues his babbling about things no one cares about.]
...we should not allow it to go unnoticed! Simply because the Scientists are not willing to take care of such things, will we allow for them?
[ In a completely expected turn of events, America pounces. THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE no not really, but he does sink his prominent fangs into Japan's neck. They're the durable kind of plastic fangs okok. He pins Japan down for a moment, growling as he holds down the struggling policeman, and finally after a moment he leaps to his feet. Blood smears around his mouth and drips from his chin. America's smile is wholly... America. As in, it is big, stupid, and its diabolical quality is stuck between absolutely terrifying and somewhat like he's trying to imitate a mad scientist. ]
I'M A VAMPIRE!
[ And then he dramatically grabs his cape, twirls it as he spins on his heels, and jumps through Japan's window. No, it's not open. Now it's even more broken than it ever was before. America probably took some of the frame with it on his ungraceful escape. He's cackling his usual obnoxious nasally laugh the whole time. ]
You--! [Japan's voice can finally be heard after some pained and irritated noises, but whatever he yells next is cut off as his hand slams the communicator while he's stumbling back to his feet properly.]
Greetings, everyone. It has come to my attention that the rate of crime in this place is far too high! Even though this place has very little order...
[ On a nearby wall, a shadow is reflected. At first glance it seems that it's someone doing The Creep, but no, the movements are too slow and there is not enough heavy breathing. The shadow grows taller as the actual figure enters the foreground.
It's America.
Dressed like some sort of dracula and smiling like a maniac. He is stealthy-sneaky so as not to alert Japan to his presence. ]
[Japan, UNSUSPECTING, continues his babbling about things no one cares about.]
...we should not allow it to go unnoticed! Simply because the Scientists are not willing to take care of such things, will we allow for them?
[ In a completely expected turn of events, America pounces. THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE no not really, but he does sink his prominent fangs into Japan's neck. They're the durable kind of plastic fangs okok. He pins Japan down for a moment, growling as he holds down the struggling policeman, and finally after a moment he leaps to his feet. Blood smears around his mouth and drips from his chin. America's smile is wholly... America. As in, it is big, stupid, and its diabolical quality is stuck between absolutely terrifying and somewhat like he's trying to imitate a mad scientist. ]
I'M A VAMPIRE!
[ And then he dramatically grabs his cape, twirls it as he spins on his heels, and jumps through Japan's window. No, it's not open. Now it's even more broken than it ever was before. America probably took some of the frame with it on his ungraceful escape. He's cackling his usual obnoxious nasally laugh the whole time. ]
You--! [Japan's voice can finally be heard after some pained and irritated noises, but whatever he yells next is cut off as his hand slams the communicator while he's stumbling back to his feet properly.]