五十三 [video]

[asideglance]

[The camera turns on to Japan in his police uniform, looking oh so serious! He's spent most of the day trying to resist urges and such, but he's reached a point where it's just not cutting it.]

Greetings, everyone. It has come to my attention that the rate of crime in this place is far too high! Even though this place has very little order...

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[action] PLACEHOLDER NIGHT NIGHT

[gomugomunowin]

[.....what.....is he watchi-- OH SHIT JAPAN JUST GOT BIT.]

OI! JAPAN! [/is worried and dropping the lion act.]

[action] NIGHT

[asideglance]

H-he--! [BROKE MY WINDOW THAT LOSER... But he brings a hand to his neck and glances back to the comm.]

Ah, Luffy-kun...

[action] AFTERNOON

[gomugomunowin]

You okay!?

[action]

[asideglance]

I am fine... [bluh bluh goes to help self]

Hahhh, but my window is not.

[action]

[gomugomunowin]

But your neck.....that looked like it hurt!

[action]

[asideglance]

...It did, but it is fine. [a sigh] How is Luffy-kun during all of this?

[action]

[gomugomunowin]

D-do you want me to come over there?

Hn? I'm doing fine. What about you?

[action]

[asideglance]

Ah... no, it is fine... I am fine. Luffy-kun should simply avoid America-san. [He's so glad he can't bruise right now]

This will heal quickly, so there is no need to worry.

[action]

[gomugomunowin]

I will. You be careful, too.

You sure?

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

GIVE ME YOUR BLOOOOOODDDDDDD!

Or a tooth brush, because man I think I've got some sinew or something caught in my teeth!

( voice )

[gomugomunowin]

Get your own damn blood!

And the hell's sinew?

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

But I need to drink other people's blood to be a legit vampire!

Sinew is that stringy stuff that connects your muscles to your bone. It's all stretchy and chewy and not too good.

( voice )

[gomugomunowin]

Just don't take mine.

Ew. Sounds gross. Just get some water and wash it out.

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

I can take yours if I want! I'm a vampire! I play it fast and loose, baby!

Soda works too. You got any of that? I'll treat you mercifully if you do!

( voice )

[gomugomunowin]

Hell no, this is my blood!

Uh, I don't know if there are any sodas here. Wish Franky was, he's always got cola.

( voice )

[libertyfuckyeah]

I called dibs first!

Mannnnnnnnn, there's never any cola. [ he sounds so dejected. worst vampire ever. ]