五十三 [video]

[asideglance]

[The camera turns on to Japan in his police uniform, looking oh so serious! He's spent most of the day trying to resist urges and such, but he's reached a point where it's just not cutting it.]

Greetings, everyone. It has come to my attention that the rate of crime in this place is far too high! Even though this place has very little order...

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[nihonna]

[ don't think "that was kind of hot", don't think "that was kind of hot", don't think "that was kind of hot"...

but oh god male self in a police uniform, combined with englands in pirate outfits and shiki in a maid outfit earlier is... not doing good things to her and her perverted mind ]

[nihonna]

[ FIRST THINGS FIRST HOWEVER ] I-is Japan-san alright? ...That was America-san, wasn't it?

[asideglance]

[There's a quiet annoyed noise as Japan brings a hand to his neck and stares at the ruined window, but he addresses her shortly.]

Ah... I am fine, yes. It was in fact America-san.

[nihonna]

I see... I had wondered why is it that the "vampire" seemed a bit... [ pause ] exaggerated in his actions... [ translation: cheesy ]

[asideglance]

Naturally. America-san is always so loud. [...And cheesy.]

[nihonna]

Yes, he- as well as she- certainly is of the flashy sort.

[asideglance]

I simply wish it would not be at my expense...

[nihonna]

...Does that mean that if it were not at his expense, Japan-san would not mind?

[asideglance]

E-eh? Ah, uh, well...

[nihonna]

Yes? [ WAITS FOR AN ANSWER lol this is so horrible ]

[asideglance]

N-no comment...

[libertyfuckyeah]

IT VAS I, COUNT AMERICA! I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOOODDDDDD!

[ worst. Romanian accent. ever. let's just never do that again. ]

...And if you've got a side of soda that would be good too!

[nihonna]

[ LMFAO okay she giggles a little at that and quickly covers her mouth to hide it ] M-my apologies, I do not have one, and I will have to r-refuse that request...

[libertyfuckyeah]

It wasn't a request! Vampires don't need permission! We're creatures of darkness and do what we want!

[ this is so terrible how has he learned nothing from dating one for a year. ]

[nihonna]

Except when entering a house, right? [ that myth about vampires being unable to enter anyone's home without invitation... ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ pause. is that a thing. AMERICA DOESN'T KNOW. ]

...Right. [ he doesn't sound very sure though. ]