Generation 7.3
Let's open this post with a BANG.
The family gets a kitten because they all roll 300000 wants related to pets. His name is Jay Jay.
Aidan apparently is just as obsessed as Heidi when it comes to dancing.
Aidan's philosophy = dance ur way thru lyfe.
This picture is pretty much unnecessary if you can't spot OMGWTFLIFESUX Tammy in the background.
Oooh the pain D:
A boy with the exact same colouring as Aidan. Clone? Eh. His name is Marcus.
Heidi grew up. I love her. She rolled family.
So much for being a family sim.
Oh. I take that back.
Take that suckerrrrz.
WTF SAM AREN'T YOU THE SANE ONE?
One of my classic Tammy + sink = OTP pictures was removed from Photobucket for being too naked :( Which means we get blockage from now on. THIS NEGATES THE WHOLE POINT OF HAVING A CENSOR REMOVAL HACK :( MY LIFE IS OVERRR.
Moving on.
Jay Jay got old. The look on his face speaks volumes.
I don't know what this is but I will admit I lolled.
I also don't know how Stinky Skunk got in the house. Regardless, he's spreading the love.
Aidan is your typical nerd.
FORMULA: Spiteful manner + jumping on bed = getting taken away by social worker!
Take it down a notch, biotch.
Marcus became a toddler. Heidi does not approve.
This guy has probably touched every girl in this legacy. Syphilis anyone?
"Let me stir yo soup bb!"
"Only if you got da bling bling!"
That's my girl.
Aidan is a definite prodigy. He probably assumed that being a genius = getting taken away by the social worker.
Sam has discovered that if simply picking the cat up to remove it from the counter doesn't work, you could always try farting on it.
Eric is brave. I personally wouldn't touch that sink with a ten foot pole.
300000 more pet wants later, they adopt Roux. I was all OH HEY THAT'S FRENCH FOR STREET.
French was not my best subject :(
Anyway, he stood there trying to tear up Aidan's bed for several sim hours. Loser cat.
GOTTA PROTECT THE WORLD FROM THE PIXEL NOODS.
The maid agrees.
Heidi doesn't dance anymore. She got sucked into the whole self-absorbed teenager phase where she checks herself out pretty much every other minute.
Beware bb! That cat tried to maul your bed, imagine what he can do to your soul.
Your 6 year old son beat you to that a long, long time ago, Kaylynn.
Roux learnt of the magical powers of the scratching post.
"Don't turn around don't turn around don't turn around."
Yeah... kinda too young for that right now, Heidi.
No. Really.
Anyway, Heidi got a job in education and reached the top on her very first day. Now she's a substitute teacher, srsly what? Maybe she could teach me French.
There are two things wrong here:
1. Marcus is resenting his father for simply not being in bed
2. Kaylynn is having dreams about a skeevy man
Only Aidan could solve this puzzle with one of his famous formulas.
He's too busy playing video games, though. Even geniuses need to vent their repressed anger sometimes.
That's right Heidi, the man showering while you mop the floor is indeed your grandfather. See how I tastefully expressed Sam's naked body? Getting tricky, aren't I Photobucket?
Kaylynn achieved her LTW. Sexxxy.
What's with the tears and black smog, bb?
Oh. Sam died.
:(
:(
Lol, Grim's pointing at Jay Jay. You're next, much?
"OMGWTFCATSSHOULDN'TCRYTHEYSHOULDBEMADEOFSTEELRAHARAHBBQ."
That cannot be good for such a small mind.
Because sitting on your bed and thinking about the aunt you've never met is in these days.
Aidan's in your bedroom, slaying your cats.
No Heidi, he is not hot.
I might have let you have him if you had potential flirting skills, but you seem to lack any skills whatsoever.
Eric reached his LTW. This means he is now a Space Pirate. Just lol.
Aidan grew up. Eh. He rolled romance.
Marcus did too. He's cute.
He hates his brother, for whatever reason. He also has feminine taste in outerwear and runs pretty much everywhere.
He's big on composting, too. While running. ~*~Supastar~*~
The cats have a love hate relationship. I mostly ignore them anyway.
Aidan is 400 kinds of desperate, so we turn to the trusty well.
Ehh, one of my old legacy kids. Aidan obviously failed Kissing 101.
And picked up those awesome skills from Heidi.
"GOD WHY ARE YOU SO HOT GO AWAY PLZ."
Not only does Marcus run, but he also engages in diving. This is pretty much his life.
And this... is Aidan's. He is wild and untamed.
You're looking happy, Kaylynn.
Oh why didn't I guess you guys were pillow fighting, considering you do it TWENTY FOUR SEVEN. This is ALL they ever do.
Maybe not anymore, now that Eric's old, with typical old man glasses to suit. Might crack a hip bb!
I could tell you all that Aidan gained magical powers and was levitating, that blueish shape being a mass of dust he left behind, but that would be a blatant lie.
I'm pretty sure that faint green waft rising from Aidan is hinting that he came in to shower, not to watch you perform a school cheer, Eric.
I'm certain I got these guys beds for a reason, but whatev.
Soooo suave.
I do not agree with this attraction, but ok.
Now we know where Aidan gets his skills.
SSX 3 IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
They play every morning before school, it's weird. I kinda expected Marcus to be running 10 kms around the block or something, but apparently not.
Because sleeping outside, in the snow, is perfectly normal when you have a warm, cozy bed inside!
WHY DOES NOBODY SLEEP IN THEIR BEDS ANYMORE D:
Typical. He built it by the sidewalk though, possibly to scare people away.
*rubs hands* Plan A has proven effective.
Aidan had to go and foil the whole thing by freezing. IDIOT.
Heidi moves to college. Lol at Tammy running after her. She probably wanted to ask where the kitchen soap had been hidden.
Aidan continues to build snowmen all over the front yard. Obsessed, much? And oh yes, ~*~dancing~*~ is occurring in the background.
Kaylynn is an old fogy now, too. No comment.
Aidan takes time out from the snowman ventures to pursue other... pursuits. He still hasn't passed Kissing 101.
Oh hey Marcus, that's not creepy at all!
Tammy takes a bitch down.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WATCHING ME PEE!"
"HAHAHA YOU'RE FUNNY GOOD ONE LOLZ LIFE IS GREAT."
The detailing on his pockets is discouraging :(
SCORE! HANDS IN THE PANTS!
Wrong. In the mailbag.
This is a sad day. Who will provide endless awkward entertainment now?
If the subtle pointing towards Eric was not enough to convince you:
"YOU'RE NEXTTTT."
Anyway, Aidan is pretty devastated.
Butttt... he gets over it. To score in the mailbag, duh.
I shall leave it there. Next time we visit Heidi in college! :D