Generation 5.3
Katerina has taken to talking to her trees, because, well, nobody else will listen to her.
While Addison has taken to painting the scariest damn pictures I have ever seen in my life. Thanks, Addison!
I thought that maybe having five kids might just encourage you to learn how to cook, but in Bianca's case, it does not.
He's levitating. Why? BECAUSE HE'S EVIL.
Addison wanted a bass. He looks like he's constipated, but he, with his creative ways of painting mortifying clowns, would call it ~*~the face of soul~*~
Child labour :(
Way to fart on your granddaughter's dinner, Katerina.
LOL Demon Boy, you're so fabulous and autonomously creepy sometimes.
No really, you are. Poor Charlie having to share a room with the guy. Just look at his smirk.
I hated babies before, and now that Seasons has increased that hate with never-stop-crying babies, I decided to just adopt the sixth and final kid. So this is Andrew! He actually looks like he could be an Ashton, with red hair and dark skin and brown eyes. He reminds me of a raver. I don't even really know what those are, except that maybe they dance a lot, but it's the first word that came into my mind when I saw him. If you rave, and I'm wrong, then please don't kill me :( Hey look, this is turning into a mini novel just like Demon Boy's introduction!
Haha his shoes are amazing, they're like cheap converse high tops mixed with Napoleon Dynamite moon boots. Only I would see that connection, but whatever. Lol Andrew, you're wacky, I love you.
He likes to rave dance.
This is what goes on in Addison's mind every day:
Promotion promotion promotion promotion promotion promotion promotion promotion promo-
You get the point. Which is why every minute of his waking day is spent skilling. That is still no excuse for creepy paintings.
The Ashton's get a juice maker. Notice how all the cool, trendy things they get 4000 years after everyone else? Yeah. That would be my fault.
Anyway, Liam (I was typing Ethan and then I remember I'm actually forward about 3 generations lol stupid) is the first to try it out. IT IS SUCH HARD WORK! Too much for his brittle bones :(
I made him puree a boot by the way. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm so mean.
This is how adopted kids interact everybody. It looks like Demon Boy is getting ready to jetset off into the sky, just check out the stream of steam underneath him. Stream of steam rhymes, in case you didn't notice I tried that hard to be poetic.
Cadence and Bianca lurve each other, because, besides having the face of a duck and burning the house down, they are the two most normal people in this house.
"Huh, congratulations on making a best friend *smacks lips* I didn't know you young people were capable of relationships!"
Thumbs up, Cadence, well done.
"OMG K SO THIS DOG WAS LIKE... BLACK. HUH HUH HUH."
Sam and Demon Boy (DB for short. I should really call him Armando, but it's not quite so fitting if you know what I mean) are best friends forever. I also only noticed that DB is packing on the pounds after taking this picture. You're not so scary when you're fat, buddy :(
Charlie on the other hand has no friends. He spends most of his time reading or playing chess or doing other nerdy things. It makes me sad because I think he's really cute, but I'm way too lazy to force any friendships. I fail at Sim Godness.
The ~*~face of soul~*~ makes a reappearance.
Joseph grew up and I was like WHAT?!? He's smiling in this picture, which masks the fact he turned out to be a not so pleasant teen. His head is funny so I had to resort to this hair that I never use. The bright lights of age transition obviously stole all the cute away. He rolled Family, by the way.
Who's this so-ugly-it's-cute girl? It's little Jennifer Hanby, of course, all grown up! Joseph's BFF from childhood.
So they hold hands...
and they hug...
and they kiss! Did I not predict this back when they were little kiddies playing Mary Mack? They had actually fallen in love before I made them do anything, so see, IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE! And yes, DB was watching the whole time. It's just more evidence that HE IS EVIL.
Charlie, stop filling my eyes with saltwater please.
"OMG DEAD IN THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT?"
DB is well on the way to world domination.
This was taken right after Charlie tried to hug Sam and Sam rejected Charlie's advances :(
So he shoots DB dead! Or at least tries to.
Cadence, while not as pathetic as Charlie, doesn't really involve herself with the boys. Maybe because she's the only girl. But she's smart so I love her anyway.
"I'm a git git git git you drunk... and then possibly take advantage of your weakened form."
I don't think getting her drunk first will be necessary, Joseph.
YOU FAIL AT UV RAY PROTECTION.
FAIL.
FAIL.
Pass, but your makeover still doesn't disguise the fact you look like a duck. You're still cute though.
"I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"
You don't mean that Charlie. Everyone loves DB, deep, deep, deep, deep down.
Oh please, Joseph. You're a teenage boy, you should be out having mad woohoo with Jenny and possibly other girls, not dancing with your duck-faced little sister.
Oh what's this DB? Left out in the cold for once? Charlie strikes back at you with vengeance!
Katerina wants to get into the Garden Club.
And that she does! Bianca is first to use the fabulous well. She wishes for friends, because she's desperate like that.
I didn't actually think it would work, but ok!
Get in my legacy girl-who-is-pretty-from-this-angle!
Joseph gets a job in the gamer career or whatever it's called. Only because his parents consist of a family freak and a knowledge freak, so of course they roll like 500 wants relating to overacheiving.
DB is the only person to greet Addison when he gets home from work. Which doesn't say a lot for Addison's dad status, or DB's evil status for that matter.
FAIL. Plus you look like Pinocchio or something. Except Pinocchio was like a really annoying kid, whereas you are cute.
This well is tons of fun!
Haha, this is like the first time Bianca and Addison have woohooed without needing to procreate.
Ralphie got old. He looks exactly the same, except for being maybe a little whiter.
I thought she was pregnant again and I almost died, but she just got fat. DB's spiting everyone because of his lack of restraint, obviously.
She gets to use the treadmill because I actually care about her more than Katerina and DB.
FAIL.
DB is sitting on Joseph's bed, contemplating Addison. ADDISON'S DEATH THAT IS.
Sam grew up! This picture doesn't exactly do him justice, but he is actually way cuter than Joseph. He can wear any hair, too! He rolled fortune.
THE END... of this chapter. Thanks for reading!