Generation 5.2
Bianca and Addison get married because we don't need any more illegitimate kids running 'round the house.
Alana seems strangely fond of that black-haired boy.
Even as they clap.
Then she cornered him over at the 'reception hall'. If I hadn't intervened where I did, little Vincent Bar here may have encountered a very disturbing experience. You should all be glad I stopped Alana in her tracks.
TrannyKid here seems to be becoming a recurring character in this legacy. Here s/he's trying to expose his/her feminine side, but we all know better.
Firecrackers to the feet, y'all!
Sup, relic?
Ralphie doesn't notice that Stinky Skunk is watching him while he sleeps because, you know, he's obviously too busy dreaming about himself.
BANGED UP!
Addison finally got a job in athletics.
I don't know why but Liam decided to lecture Remington, who's looking awfully timid.
So I made him shove his head in the trash compactor, because no one messes with my Remmy.
After the turn of the 22nd century, Ralphie eventually works out how to use the pet bed.
Liam and I reconcile our differences, so I let him pet the penguin.
This was after Bianca's second pop. She's like "SCORE!" because we all know how much fun babies are.
Meanwhile, Katerina froze while building a snowman. She looks especially creepy, might I add.
So here she is warming her ass on the fire. I once heard a story about a girl who set on fire after farting on a heater, but that seems somewhat far fetched. Not like I was using Katerina to test that theory or anything.
"You and me buddy, we'll educate the world!"
"Hahaha honey, you have to exercise while I get to eat enough food for two!"
So much for wanting to be a hall of famer, you lazy sap.
It's Joseph's birthday, which is obvious from the appearance of this here birthday cake.
I bet you'll be ugly when you're older!
New arrival!
Meet Samuel, who I shall be calling Sam. He's got Addison's everything.
It may be freezing outside, but Liam's keeping warm in his ~*~hot tamale~*~ swimwear.
Bianca proves she is perpetually pregnant. Wanting 6 kids will keep you that way.
♪ That's when I fell for... the leader of the pack! ♪
Um yeah. Ralphie makes a bunch of dog pals.
This is getting really old.
Joseph kept eating all the dog food, so Ralphie had to beg for food from Bianca.
Who of course gives him a piece almost worthy of the title microscopic.
Babies are boring so it's birthday time.
Sam looks just like his brother *yawns*
Labour time already?
It's a boy, Charlie. Bianca ran into the bathroom, obviously, to hand him to Addison. Which means...
Twins! It's a girl, Cadence. Both the kids have Bianca's skin colour, and Addison's hair and eyes.
Yes, this update is uncomfortably crammed with birthdays.
Joseph's face is long and girlish, but ok.
Ralphie ditches the pet bed for Joseph's bed, which in turn makes Joseph look like a bird or iguana or some other odd animal.
The arrival of spring means it's time for my favourite old crone to begin an old crone hobby, gardening!
"I was kinda thinking of taking up tutoring lessons from the penguin."
Joseph's BFF is this girl called Jenny or something. If he's not heir I'm totally gonna make them loverz, in the style of epic couples, like Dawson and Joey or Ryan and Marissa.
I don't think that doing the smustle while your baby is crying is the best way to handle parenthood, but anyways.
The twins make it through their first years unscathed, amazingly enough.
Cadence has squirrel cheeks.
Charlie crapped his pants before making it to the potty :(
He also wears pink pyjamas, while Cadence wears blue. She wears the pants in this relationship, ya hear?
Sure, it seems innocent enough, Mary Mack. But that eventually leads to hand holding and hugging and kissing. Just you wait.
Most appropriate story subject ever!
Because hanging out with your sleeping grandad is what the cool kids do.
Sam grows into a kid. He looks more like a boy than Joseph does, I think because his eyebrows are thicker, but I'm really bad at picking out differences so I'll quit while I'm ahead.
This is all Addison does, ever.
"I put a rat in your chile con carne!"
"Oh. Well I put a ladybug in yours!"
Which in my opinion, is not as bad as a rat, but let's just assume Joseph scored more brain cells in being the oldest.
The Ashtons get a hot tub, so my fogies are the first to test it out.
"Let's play doctor in hurr!"
And why don't we back away slowly?
The first thought I had when I saw this kid was Children of the Corn, and then I realised that made no sense and I was actually thinking of Children of the Damned. Then I realised that I was actually thinking of Village of the Damned, and finally realised that it still made no sense, considering he has blonde hair and not white.
Anyway, he's a new Ashton! Bianca adopted because I was too lazy to deal with another baby for now. His name is Armando and I am convinced he is evil. My first thought wasn't Children of the Corn for nothing! And yes, I have that hack where you can have more than 8 sims in the house. And why has Armando's introduction turned into a short novel?
"My first plan shall be to eradicate the old woman!"
Told you.
♪ Kissing the lipless! ♪
Remington knows how to flaunt it.
I'm pretty sure Joseph is spreading the penguin word to his little sister. Penguins are seriously gonna take over the world or something.
More than we all wanted to see, I'm sure.
Everyone kept rolling the want to fish, so Addison got to be lucky number one.
Look at what I give you, Addison, and what do you give me in return?
"I caught you a delicious bass."
Oh, I forgive you then.
It's time for the twin's birthdays!
Charlie looks like every other boy to be born in this generation so far.
While Cadence looks like a duck. I think that might be just because she was smiling, but it's unflattering nonetheless.
After a makeover she's looking pretty cute.
That's all for today. We got through 400 birthdays and I completed my own short story, so I'm sure we all feel pretty accomplished. Until next time!