I worked very late last night.  I got home at about 11.  I finished up the small dinner I had ordered, but soon, I was quite ravenous.  I was talking to a friend, and I decided to go across the street to the pizza place.  If you remember, a guy who used to work there would hit on me incessantly, and once, he told me to eat olives because "Olives ( Read more... )

I really hate to rant, but I'm frustrated by things to such a full extent sometimes that I feel like I must let loose ( Read more... )

I'm looking up some rules on something on the IRS website, and I came across the example below.  I love the ages used in the example.  I mean, it works if you live in Arkansas or something... ;)

Example 2.
Your 18-year-old son and his 17-year-old wife had $800 of interest income  and no other income.  Neither is required to file a tax return. Taxes ( Read more... )

I got an e-mail today confirming my accession to wealth!  YES!

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My associate has helped me to send you the payment of US$250,000 to you as instructed by Mr.David Cameron the British prime minister after the last G20 meeting that was held on ( Read more... )

I just realized it had been a while since I updated my Livejournal ( Read more... )

I know why the economy is in the tank. It didn't take an economist to figure it out, but instead an ex-accountant-now-attorney. We always try to improve upon things that are not broken. Remember the phase "if it ain't broke, don't fix it?" How about "keep it simple, stupid." Why do we have to make things so difficult and complicated? This ( Read more... )

You know when something hits you and it just becomes oh-so-clear, and you wonder why it never was so apparent in the past, although people have tried to explain it and simplify it for you ( Read more... )

As I was watching last night's episode, I couldn't help but think: I've met the entire cast. I've been on the show. And as I stared at Neil Patrick Harris at the end of the episode, I realized that I will forever remember my mother making out with him...odd.

I managed to stick my elbow into a cup of someone's hot tea while he was walking past me...and I was just talking to someone when it happened! Ouch! I'm so fahklempt and klutzy, it's ridiculous.

I am sick and tired of reading things where people cannot distinguish between when "your" and "you're (you are)" should be used. It really is quite simple ( Read more... )