Crazy Daddy
I was sitting next to my dad when I coughed. Note that I coughed into my hand, not directly on him. He immediately reacted, asking if I was crazy, because I might have swine flu, and how could I possibly cough near him in his weakened condition? Weakened condition? My mom was standing there putting on makeup before work, just shaking her head.
I asked him how one cough equates to swine flu (I also had choked on tofu about 30 minutes before, so I was still coughing), and he told me that I was just on a plane, so I have swine flu. Actually, I was on 8 planes in 14 days, but I'm not going to tell him that! Haha.
I asked my mom what weakened condition after he walked away, and she said his brain is weak because he's nuts.
Oh, the joys of being home!
I asked him how one cough equates to swine flu (I also had choked on tofu about 30 minutes before, so I was still coughing), and he told me that I was just on a plane, so I have swine flu. Actually, I was on 8 planes in 14 days, but I'm not going to tell him that! Haha.
I asked my mom what weakened condition after he walked away, and she said his brain is weak because he's nuts.
Oh, the joys of being home!