America, I kiss your sweet, sweet soil. You have no idea.

I need a full time job...

And coffee. I probably would be dead on the side of the road somewhere if it wasn't for coffee.

Tomorrow I sleep in for the first time in like eight years.

I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO GO MINI GOLFING TODAY. I'M GOING TO SKIN BEN ALIVE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM.

Farmville was fun. But people change. I wish I had been able to stay longer, but such is life ( Read more... )