* I always thought hell would be awesome; warm climate, lascivious (and horny) guys, full of temptation... and when have you ever known me to turn down a sauna and a good whipping ( Read more... )

1) I don't care that you are infernal Fergus, your still my homey (says a tzemize to a gangrel ( Read more... )

"All these athletes we see here today will be completing their first lift before going on to attemp their second lift ( Read more... )

First up, a few quotes ( Read more... )

Ok, another bunch of quotes to prove I live in a very surreal world:

* "Ooooh, they're angry angry lepper knights ( Read more... )

quirky sayings I have come across in the last week or so, that I compiled today while laying half comatose on my couch wishing I had a crate of cold n flue tabs and an oxygen setup ( Read more... )