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[bearswitness]

[ This guy here, with his scarf pulled seasonally up to his nose, is typing furiously with the biggest frown ever on that glowy air-keyboard, while just behind him is a gross dirty sobbing snowman. They both look pretty established in their rolls. It being dirty and sobbing, him scowling and mashing keys

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[showmeanguish]

You're assuming we haven't tried. [And gotten nothing out of it aside from a nasty headcold... not that he's linked the two yet.]

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[bearswitness]

You tried and failed to knock down a snowman.

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[showmeanguish]

They're immovable, like the natives.

[bearswitness]

It sounds to me like you didn't put much effort into it. What kind of a half-rate sadist are you.

[showmeanguish]

One with bigger priorities than knocking down snowmen. Find someone else, or do it yourself if you're so upset about it.

[bearswitness]

Oh got a busy schedule have you. I suppose I should count myself lucky you stopped to write to me at all.

[showmeanguish]

Take out the sarcasm, and you've got a true statement.

[bearswitness]

You're only imagining any sarcasm I promise.

[showmeanguish]

Right. And I'm the king of Radiant Garden.

[bearswitness]

Why I had no idea. Will "your Majesty" do?

[showmeanguish]

[There's nothing he hates more than being out-sarcasmed.]

Forget it. Idiot.

[bearswitness]

[ VICTORY ]

I don't suppose you and I are neighbors.

[showmeanguish]

...Why do you ask?

[bearswitness]

Your sunny disposition seems to be a theme among us.

[showmeanguish]

Noticed. Guess we are.

[bearswitness]

For some reason the powers that be thought we would be good company for one another. Or maybe they're just proud owners of bad senses of humor.