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[ This guy here, with his scarf pulled seasonally up to his nose, is typing furiously with the biggest frown ever on that glowy air-keyboard, while just behind him is a gross dirty sobbing snowman. They both look pretty established in their rolls. It being dirty and sobbing, him scowling and mashing keys.
Eventually the words show, like subtitles. ]
As if I needed more reason to hate this place, I can now add snowmen to the list of things I utterly despise.
[ Speaking of snowmen, there's a sad little voice in the sobbing: "Please, sir? Just a smile?" He darts an extra-potent glare over his shoulder at it. ]
Someone come knock this down or something aren't there those of you out there that would take pleasure in that. Where are the sadists when you actually need them.
Eventually the words show, like subtitles. ]
As if I needed more reason to hate this place, I can now add snowmen to the list of things I utterly despise.
[ Speaking of snowmen, there's a sad little voice in the sobbing: "Please, sir? Just a smile?" He darts an extra-potent glare over his shoulder at it. ]
Someone come knock this down or something aren't there those of you out there that would take pleasure in that. Where are the sadists when you actually need them.