Earlier this week...
Brother: *asks my opinion on 'hot girl' he spots in town* (for the millionth time, because 'gay sister' means 'check out girls together', apparently)
Me: "I can only see her arse."
Brother: "So?"
Me: *explains asexuality* (again)
Brother: *awkwardly* "We need to stop having these conversations."
Me: "We wouldn't have to have them if you stopped asking me to check out hot girls!"
(Loudly, in McDonalds, to maybe embarrass him into stopping. That'll work, right?)
:)
Me: "I can only see her arse."
Brother: "So?"
Me: *explains asexuality* (again)
Brother: *awkwardly* "We need to stop having these conversations."
Me: "We wouldn't have to have them if you stopped asking me to check out hot girls!"
(Loudly, in McDonalds, to maybe embarrass him into stopping. That'll work, right?)
:)