Guess what time it is. That's right, folks: The Rocky Horror Doctorwood Show! This time it's Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me, as sung by our favorite teaboy.

( Dirty in all different kinds of ways, Captain. )

So, I've been sick for a while, but here I am with the Torchwood version of this. Enjoy, everyone, and expect the next part soon. Or don't expect it, if you can't handle disappointment well.

( The river of night's dreaming... )

Er, I really can't come up with an explanation for either of these.

( Stopwatch jokes are always in. )