Funny abbreviations ; New ascii

[faux_pseudo]

I was looking up horizontal gaze nystagmus thinking it might be a fun project for science based ascii art. I was following references and reading up on the process and trying to think of a way to represent it. I am on PubMed and notice that the search result for the article I am looking at was "Accid Anal Prev". Does anyone else see "Acid Anal perv" there? I was really wanting to know what studies had been done on the effects of anal pervs on acid and other drugs but it turns out it turns out it is abbreviated from Accident Analysis Prevention. I feel so let down. But I did finish the project:

. : | : .
\ \ | | | / /
\ 30 20 15 0 15 20 35 /
. 45 \ \ | | | / / 45 . Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus
50 \ .10 .30 .40 | / 50 Or "How I Know your Drunk"
|`\ .5 / _/___/ | / /'
| .0 \ `Blood alcohol| / /
| \ \ Content | / /
Deg from \ \ ___|___ / / A) Pupal (Pupilla)
Center `\ \ _.---'A | `---._ / /' B) Iris (Iris)
\ \-' `#\____|____/#' `-/ / C) White of the eye (Sclera)
/ \ C `B####|#####' / \
\ \ | / / If a cop asks you to follow their
`\\ | //' finger without moving your head it
\\ | // isn't because they want to see if
\\ | // you can do that. They are testing
`\ | /' the involuntary twitching of your
\ | / eyes. If the eye twitches before
\ | / your pupal hits 50 degrees then for
\:F_P:/ every degree before that point is a
\ | / .01 Blood Alcohol Level.
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Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus