I hope this brings a bit of laughter to you. It sure did for me.
Enjoy reading.
Mahalo and Aloha,

( Spread the Stupidity )

Stole this from kuffs9855

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

expensive....

So, I took her to a gas station.....

And then the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were

in bed.
I turned to her and said,

"Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that ( Read more... )

I got this in an email. the comments are not mine, but I thought were pretty funny ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to monkeyball2007
and a late happy birthday to jessnhalinda
franno
hege
and salix_03Sorry am so far behind. My eye doc put me on this new med because I have dry eyes. But I had to stop it because it brought my pressure down so low my right eye--the one with Glaucoma--started to collapse upon itself, causing me to lose my light perception. I was very depressed for a few weeks; ( Read more... )

Okay, folks, got this from a friend and had to pass it on ( Read more... )

Dear
sillything_I wanted to let you know that I'll join the monastery on the first of May outside of Chicago after I sit at my avocado plant being masochistic and thinking how awful I've felt after eating ( Read more... )

Oh man... now that I have so little work to do, I'm bored out of my bloody mind. sorry folks, I'll be posting more often for the next two weeks; reading my flist and comments keep me busy. Here's some humour to keep you guys in a good mood, I hope.
( I thought some of this stuff was v humourous )

I just got home from lunch out with the girls and now have to get ready for dinner out with B. No time for a real update, but I leave you with this.
Here are more things to make you scratch your head.
( things that make you go huh. . . . Are you KIDDING ME??? )

A RL friend forwarded this to me and I thought I'd share. It'll make you scratch your head. . Take a read
( In honour of stupid people )

B and I had a quiet night alone on Sat; K was at a friend's birthday party and J was out with his friends. It's been years since we've been home without the kids, we didn't know what to do with ourselves. So we jus cuddled a bit and watched TV and have dinner. B made a yummy Sole filet with a tomato and garlic topping. *sighs* he's not a very ( Read more... )