He said what???
- This conversation took place while I was mostly asleep at 2:30 AM:
Quinn: The Monster Mash - it was a graveyard smash.
Kristen: Yes, that's how the song goes.
Quinn: Why did the monsters smash the graveyard? What's a graveyard?
Kristen: Wah? Go back to bed!
- This conversation took place at the dinner table (please note that Miles still isn't talking much - we've gotten several new words like ball ("ba"), "up," and help ("haw"), but not much that helps us out at dinner time):
Miles: Aah! [does "more" sign]
Kristen: Miles, would you like something?
Miles: Aah! [does "more" sign]
Kristen: Let's see, you have milk, you have chicken fingers, you have french fries. What else do you need?
Miles: AAAAAAH! [does "more" sign]
Kristen: I'm not sure what you want.
Miles: [full on screeching]
Kristen: Miles, do you want more ketchup?
Miles: [vehement nodding]
Kristen: It would really help if you could just say "ketchup."
Miles: [calm as can be, and I swear with a twinkle in his eye] "teh-up"
- And I think my favorite one is that my sister and I can apparently still turn heads...at least of crazy men (teenagers?) in SUVs in shopping mall parking garages at 10:30 PM. Here's the pick up line: "[whistle] Do y'all have husbands and shit?"