lookit these chompers
so my mom got a hickey. my dad gave it to her yesterday at the dinner table. her hairstylist asked her if she burned herself, but then said, wait you dont use a curling iron. she had to admit it. how do i feel about that, i dunno kinda gross. but i guess you got to get yours. in addition i have been brushing my teeth with expired toothpaste. 7 year expired toothpaste. how do i have this you ask, we have a lot of weird stuff in our bathroom cabinents. i only looked at the date a few days ago. so this toothpast does not help my breath in the least but it cleans my teeth even better than the best toothpaste on the market....mmmm i think i need to research this.