yesterday i threw up a turkey sangwhich

[arv0916]

so two weeks ago i went to the bar and used an inapproprate amount of hair gel which i ended up being allergic to and looked like this



then two nights ago i went out and won at darts and some how lodged one of my darts into the screen...i dont think i could do it again if my life depended upon it.



all and all i have had a bragable couple of weeks.