Yatta!!! This is undeniable proof that I have no life! :3
Title: Twizzlers; Cloud's a Munnypincher!
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy, Fanfiction
Diclaimer: I do not own Cloud, munny, or Twizzlers. I do own everything else though. x3;;
Summary: Cloud is a dirty rotten cheap person, yes sir. He's only concerned about how he spends munny. It's a miracle he even bought the first box of Twizzlers!
Cloud pulled another one out of the box.
"Say 'Ahhh', cutie pie!" He exclaimed, a cat like smile forming on his face. Adyn giggled and finished the red licorice he was eating and gulped. Cloud laughed and waved the Twizzler in front of Adyn. He knew he couldn't resist these. Ever since they were in the Candy Store, all he could hear was 'LET'S GET TWIZZLERS! I LOVE TWIZZLERS! TWIZZLERS! TWIZZLERS!' And so here he was.
Feeding Adyn Twizzlers.
"Ahhhh!" Adyn let out, opening his mouth wide. Cloud popped it in, feeding himself one. Adyn let out a giggle when Cloud made a funny face with his Twizzler. They were having a fun time, being complete dorks in the park. Most people passing by thought they were father and son. Not even close. It was probably because Adyn was so young looking, even though he was only sixteen. Cloud smiled and placed one in his mouth once Adyn finished his. "Twizzler!"
"Come and get it~" Cloud teased, getting up. He did a little dance to the radio playing by someone nearby. Adyn pouted and got up, reaching out for the Twizzler. Cloud danced around, finally making Adyn walk on over. Cloud took his hands and danced around, gritting the licorice in his teeth. Adyn laughed softly, which was a very cute laugh btw, and stood on his tippy toes. Cloud grinned and placed the other end of the Twizzler in his mouth, munching to his mouth. Adyn munched too, blushing when they interlocked into a kiss. Their tongues fought of the last piece of the Twizzler, yet Cloud let Adyn have it for the sake of his kind heart.
"Yay! I won!" he yelled, wrapping his arms around Cloud's neck. Cloud chuckled and held onto his waist, dancing in tune to the song. Adyn searched his pocket where the box was, but to his dismay there were none left. "There's no more.... can we go get some?"
"Sure..." Cloud groaned, picking Adyn up bridal style. He giggled as Cloud marched triumphantly to the nearest store. He let Adyn go on his feet and leaned on the counter with his elbow. "Your best box of Twizzlers, sir!"
"That'll be 90 munny."
"WHAT!? DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MUNNY!? WELL, I'M NOT!"
".......90 munny, please."
"Pah, I'm too good (cheap) for that. Leave me alone. Come on, Adyn!" Cloud yelled, grabbing Adyn's wrist. Adyn waved a hand at the Twizzler box as the walked out of the store. "Can you BELIEVE that!? 90 munny! Geez where has this world gone too?!"
"Cloud.... you're so cheap...."
"I am NOT cheap. I just know how to save my munny."
"Sure, come on! Let's play at the park!"
"Does it cost munny?"
"No..."
"Alright, I'm IN!!!" Cloud hollered, running to the nearest swing. Adyn hopped in and Cloud pushed him, sending him flying into the air. After about an hour, they walked on over to the county fair, Adyn about to jump out of his skin from excitement. They ran over to the carousel, yet never got on. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 25 MUNNY!? WE'RE NOT MADE OF MUNNY, YA KNOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS PLACE! IT'LL SUCK MY WALLET DRY!!!"
"....Cloud...let's just go..."
"NO!! I WANT MY REFUND!!!"
"We didn't even pay!"
"SO!? I STILL WANT MY MUNNY BACK!!!"
"Come on, they'll tranquilize you if you don't be quiet!"
"I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! THIS PLACE BELONGS IN THE PITS OF HELL! WE SHOULDN'T BE FORCED TO PAY SO MUCH!"
"Aw geez... he's going into one of his speeches...."
*One hour later*
"And that's how babies are made!"
"Clouuuud let's GO."
"No, I'm making a statement!"
"You went from argueing about munny to talking about how babies are made!"
".....I STILL WANT MY MUNNY BACK! I SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH."
"Someone save me..."
"I can save you! Is it free?"
"No."
"THEN NO, I SHALL NOT SAVE YOU!"
"Raynie was right! You are a cheap bastard!"