Okay, So I'm not exactly in Central Mass...but you guys get the point

Apr 08, 2006 13:21

I am from Central Mass. I'm not afraid to take a walk in the woods (at night or during the day!). I know that Worcester is pronounced "wuhster" (or "wista" if you're a little ghetto) and that you don't drink the water from Lake Quinsigamond. I can't be lost as long as I'm near Route 9, but I know all of the back roads to my friend's houses. Solomon Pond Mall is okay, but Natick Mall is better. Friendly's has the best ice cream and the only thing to do after 10 pm if you're under 21 is go to Denny's. I've taken a tour of Hebert Candy Mansion. I know what "the burnouts" are. There are a million ATM's in every town, and if I don't see a Dunkin' Donuts every 2 miles I get nervous. I don't eat subs, heros, or worse, hoagies. I eat GRINDERS. I use "wicked" regularly. I don't speak with an accent, and no, I don't live anywhere near Boston. I drink iced coffees in January, and I keep an ice scraper in my car all year round. I have driven down a long dirt road to get to a party. I am from Central Mass and I loved it there!

repost this if you are a true central masshole
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