SG1 9x16 Off The Grid *cracks knuckles*
Off The Grid was... well, off the grid.
The timeline confuzzled me a bit.
At the SGC, SG1 was 2 hours late from designated check-in, SGC did a diagnostic and found the problem was with the other gate and called on the new ship for help(so snazzy btw). New ship captain indicates that a pickup could be done within a day.
And two days later... *blinks*
Two days torture and what? No broken fingers? ;)
Combine that with the "torture" from Ethon, and well - not to sound so vulgar, but... the writers and/or directors are pussies. *snort* (I'm kidding... honest.)
The show has a 14+ rating, they should do something with it. *nods*
I did love this episode though. It was funny, off the beat, a bit over done character wise I think, but can be explained by the team just having an "off" day.
Calling Sam "Mary Poppins" was pure gold in my book, lol.
And trying to figure out who could act more like a drug dealer? That was so surreal. But did anyone else argue with their tv/computer that Jack could have easily pulled it off?
What freaked me out was the whole tagging SG1 bit. And they were the first to get tagged? Willingly?
That wasn't big brother scary, that was self-righteous, religiously-freaky, old great uncle scary. Unless they're capable of removing this technology on a daily basis (ie. for when they're not on duty), the implications of someone knowing where they are at all times is probably the most morally-scary thing they've done in a while.
Jello wrestling anyone? Gone fishing?
I won't be able to read a post-OTG fic without thinking, someone's watching, regardless of it being Gen/Slash/Het.
Although it's a very handy idea for the field, the idea of being watched during off hours... and they did this willingly?
And you know something's off when it's Teal'c who agrees with Cameron for a change, lol.
Bulletpoints are our friends * nods*
So, Cameron invites Daniel over to his grandma's house for dinner - infront of the General.
The whole episode was based on the nastiness of food. Food can kill. even apples
Leather brings out the best of Strike-a-Pose Teal'c (limited edition)
Sam has that whole "National Jewel" thing gone to her head. Aka, "We're worth more alive."
Don't do drugs. You're all too Goody Two-Shoes to do drugs.
What in the hell did we need the "Eight Hours Earlier" for? The repeat was completely off the grid unnecessary.
They were willing?
Mary Poppins does leather.
Ba'al!
Ba'al #1547643 wants to make his own Stargate network. Though if he were a real genius, he'd take over one solar system, screw around with the Sun's gravitational pull so that he could have a dozen planets all with the necessary elements to sustain life (including the right climate). And have each planet within the right distance to use rings to jump from one to the other, instead of Stargates. That way, he could have his playground and no need to worry about the Ori much. *nods*
What? It's just a thought.
Food on the face is so very unappealling and is so very blasphemous to share the same air time as Ba'al.
Remind me what the time frame was? *confuzzled*
Cameron called Jackson for backup while Carter stuck doohickeys onto the Stargates. *lufs*
Daniel likes his drugs. (Why else would he see the doc at the end?).
Jack's not there to lick their wounds better, that's why they all got booboos that just won't go away. The last time Daniel had a booboo like that, Jack was stuck in Antartica. *nods*
It would have been dangerous to feed Damn!Ugly any of that corn, because he was already eating everything in site (to the point of there being a food shortage in CO) and how else would Landry have found Ba'al?
And then they done sex.
With people watching.
Willingly?