Title: The Ballad of the Starfruit
Genre: Poetry, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Summary: A lonely night in the grocer's market and an epic Romeo and Juliet romance leads to the creation of a unique new life.
Word Count: 212
AN: Don't ask where this crack!fic came from. I took a college fiction assignment a tad too creatively.

( Ballad of the Starfruit )