i decided that i wasn't going to work at wal-mart last saturday or sunday.
that night when i went to work i knew this wouldn't be  one of my more productive shifts.
if you've ever worked a night shift then you're familiar to the perpetual bitter suffocating atmosphere.
i work from 10:00 pm to 7:00 am, with two fifteen minute breaks and an hour lunch.
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where that fuck are all my groupies?

his pastey complexion reminded me of whole milk, 
i assumed his skin was quite delicate from the look of his forearms.
they were quite lobster like in color, you could tell where his sleeves ended by the defining contrast in skin tone.
i stood behind him gazing over the great body of water, my hand against my forehead like a visor. 
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a "fly ass bitch", not to be taken literally ( Read more... )

adjusting myself in the booth, one of my ass cheeks is falling asleep.
these stupid new pants that i'm trying to break in are squeezing the life out of my balls.
chords, i say to myself  in a hopeless manner.
returning back to the current discussion.
the two artfully whitty gentlemen that i'm sharing the booth with and myself continue to laugh.
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backsides flowing to form two congruent parts of flesh
shaped like an upside down valentine heart cut in halves down the middle 
separated by a crack that fades into the shadows 
adapted for human sitting
sometimes lazy, sometimes flat, sometimes fat, 
sometimes pale, sometimes tan, and hopefully round.
serving as an exit, and in some cases a makeshift ( Read more... )

ahhh ( Read more... )

I'm alright with being insignificant ( Read more... )

it appers that all of our journals are becomeing pointless ( Read more... )

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