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The trouble with Patrick learning song lyrics is that he tends to randomly replace words while singing. Also, singing time is somehow synonymous with idly-messing-with-his-genitals time. I am grading papers and he is next to me, scratching himself and singing, "Do you wanna date my junk-a-junk?" Admittedly, if I were a dude, I would totally do the same thing :D