My mom on a test that her elementary teachers had to take to prove that they were qualified to teach: This thing had calculus on it! Do you know when the last time I did calculus was? Mary has been doing math with counting bears for 25 years she certainly can't remember calculus!
Victoria wasn't a vending machine but a clown car.
Quote board of the week during an emergency that got worse overnight. Dr: This is crap, remove all the radio opaque material and retake the X-ray. Me: that's the abdominal gauze in her wet to dry bandage. You want me to remove it? Dr.: Yes. Me: (confused). So to confirm you want me to remove the bandage and retake the X-ray? Dr: YES! /walks away get something and returns as I am removing part of the wet to dry per his instructions. OMG what are you doing!? Me: What you told me to do! Dr.: Fuck me, I DID tell you to do this! Quick we have to put it back together! /as he repairs the damage he mutters to himself "I did this...it was me..."
I could not stop laughing as we put the bandage back. Just a few hours earlier one of our weirder interns was commenting that I talk back to this particular doctor a lot (she apparently hasn't heard us yelling at each other in world of Warcraft or seen him chasing me in the ocean threatening to pee on me, or that time he drove me to the hospital when I was high as a kite on pain killers...)
Victoria wasn't a vending machine but a clown car.
Quote board of the week during an emergency that got worse overnight.
Dr: This is crap, remove all the radio opaque material and retake the X-ray.
Me: that's the abdominal gauze in her wet to dry bandage. You want me to remove it?
Dr.: Yes.
Me: (confused). So to confirm you want me to remove the bandage and retake the X-ray?
Dr: YES! /walks away get something and returns as I am removing part of the wet to dry per his instructions. OMG what are you doing!?
Me: What you told me to do!
Dr.: Fuck me, I DID tell you to do this! Quick we have to put it back together! /as he repairs the damage he mutters to himself "I did this...it was me..."
I could not stop laughing as we put the bandage back. Just a few hours earlier one of our weirder interns was commenting that I talk back to this particular doctor a lot (she apparently hasn't heard us yelling at each other in world of Warcraft or seen him chasing me in the ocean threatening to pee on me, or that time he drove me to the hospital when I was high as a kite on pain killers...)
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