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Jan 24, 2007 13:04

Hazel Tells LaVerne

last night

im cleanin out my

howard johnsons ladies room

when all of a sudden

up pops this frog

musta come from the sewer

swimmin aroun an tryin ta

climb up the sida the bowl

so I goes ta flushm down

but sohelpmegod he starts talkin

bout a golden ball

an how I can be a princess

me a princess

well my mouth drops

all the way to the floor

an he says

kiss me just kiss me

once on the nose

well I screams

ya little green pervert

an hitsm with my mop

an has ta flush

the toilet down three times

me

a princess

Katharyn Howd Machan

American b. 1952

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e.e. cummings

American 1894-1962

Catch
by Robert Francis

Two boys uncoached are tossing a poem together,
Overhand, underhand, backhand, sleight of hand, every hand,
Teasing with attitudes, latitudes, interludes, altitudes,
High, make him fly off the ground for it, low, make him stoop,
Make him scoop it up, make him as-almost-as-possible miss it,
Fast, let him sting from it, now, now fool him slowly,
Anything, everything tricky, risky, nonchalant,
Anything under the sun to outwit the prosy,
Over the tree and the long sweet cadence down,
Over his head, make him scramble to pick up the meaning,
And now, like a posy, a pretty one plump in his hands.

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