04.22.15 PLaying Kick The Can
...and Gramma ain't too good at it.
Trey's Gramma here is based on my maternal grandmother, Mammaw Hazel. She smoked cigarettes, wore God awful ugly polyester pant suits and fuzzy slippers, and swore like a sailor. She didn't have an outhouse when I knew her but she did when my mom was a kid. Mom never had indoor plumbing or a phone in the house until she married my Dad.
Also, in honor of Earth Day, she should just, uh, "recycle" the newspaper she's reading.